Comedy Footprint » used car http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 The Test Drive http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/the-test-drive/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/the-test-drive/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:01:08 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=42 After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?”

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