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		<title>A Redneck Love Poem</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy &#8217;bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, &#8220;Susie gal,
You&#8217;ll have to find another.
I&#8217;d just as soon yo&#8217; Ma don&#8217;t know,
But Joe is yo&#8217; half-brother.&#8221;

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, &#8220;There&#8217;s trouble [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Susie Lee done fell in love,<br />
She planned to marry Joe.<br />
She was so happy &#8217;bout it all,<br />
She told her Pappy so.</p>
<p>Pappy told her, &#8220;Susie gal,<br />
You&#8217;ll have to find another.<br />
I&#8217;d just as soon yo&#8217; Ma don&#8217;t know,<br />
But Joe is yo&#8217; half-brother.&#8221;</p>
<p><span id="more-110"></span></p>
<p>So Susie put aside her Joe<br />
And planned to marry Will.<br />
But after telling Pappy this,<br />
He said, &#8220;There&#8217;s trouble still.</p>
<p>&#8220;You cannot marry Will, my gal,<br />
And please don&#8217;t tell yo&#8217; mother.<br />
But Will and Joe, and several mo&#8217;<br />
I know is yo&#8217; half-brother.&#8221;</p>
<p>Susie Lee&#8217;s po&#8217; heart was broke<br />
From running out of men<br />
She&#8217;d hesitate to take a mate<br />
If they were all half-kin.</p>
<p>There was no boy that she could find<br />
Without that fatal flaw.<br />
She had no clue what she could do,<br />
So, Susie told her Ma.</p>
<p>But Ma just laughed and said, &#8220;My child,<br />
Just do what makes yo&#8217; happy.<br />
Marry Will or marry Joe&#8230;<br />
You ain&#8217;t no kin to Pappy.&#8221;</p>
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