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Swallowing the Dog’s Pill

Stinky — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:10:35 +0000

As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress.

She had swallowed her dog’s heart worm pill by mistake. I knew it wouldn’t harm her, but by law, I’m forbidden to give medical advice.

“If your dog had swallowed your pill, then you’d call me,” I explained. “In this case, you really should consult with your own physician.”

“But it’s one in the morning!” she exclaimed. “I can’t wake my doctor.”

Duck Hunting for Dummies

Stinky — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:44:31 +0000

Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting?

They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good.

After several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck. Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.”