Comedy Footprint » computer http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 A Foolproof Method for Remembering Anniversaries http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/a-foolproof-method-for-remembering-anniversaries/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/a-foolproof-method-for-remembering-anniversaries/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:30 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=67 Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.

I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.

“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” I asked.

“Have you tried a wife?” he replied.

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