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Men’s Advice to Women on Gift Buying

Men’s Advice to Women on Buying Us Gifts

1. If you are really, really broke, buy us anything for the car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from the rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.

2. If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy us anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. “Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?” “Okay. By the way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?” No one knows why.

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Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Stinky - November 26, 2009 at 9:40 pm

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Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. Read more…

Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by Stinky - October 29, 2009 at 10:08 am

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