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The Personality Assessment

Stinky — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:21:26 +0000

The place I work occasionally requires us to go out to get various types of training.

One day, they sent us out to a “personality clinic” to have our personality types assessed and identify any potential character flaws.

When we finally got finished, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife.

“That would require me to go home and say, ‘Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what’s wrong with me,’” he said. “And based on that, considering we’ve been married 23 years, she’d hand me a bill for $798,000.”

A Stickler for Spelling

Stinky — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:54:07 +0000

Everyone knows I’m a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to “decifer” them, I had to set him straight.

I wrote, “Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you’ve forgotten, spell checker comes free with your software.”

A minute later, I got this reply, “Mine must be dephective.”

A Cake at the Office

Stinky — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:51:54 +0000

When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered a cake.

“Two questions,” said the baker. “Is Donsa a man or a woman? And what do you want the cake to say?”

“The cake should read ‘Congratulations’” the boss said. “Oh, and Donsa’s a woman.”

The next day, the office celebrated with a cake that read…

“Congratulations! Donsa’s a woman.”