Comedy Footprint » Military http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 A Daughter in the Coast Guard http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/a-daughter-in-the-coast-guard/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/a-daughter-in-the-coast-guard/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:24:51 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=76 My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter.

When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

However, when Bob went to Michelle’s house with her, he couldn’t believe the disorganization. “Why is everything in its place on your ship,” he asked, “but your house is such a mess?”

“My house,” Michelle said, “does not take 30-degree rolls.”

]]> http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/a-daughter-in-the-coast-guard/feed/ 0 Feeling Less than Feminine in the Marines http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/feeling-less-than-feminine-in-the-marines/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/feeling-less-than-feminine-in-the-marines/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:21:08 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=64 As a woman in the Marines, I often don’t feel as feminine as when I had a civilian job in which I wore dresses and left my hair down.

One day I was feeling especially depressed about this and couldn’t wait to get home to change. When I arrived, I found that my friend and her 18-month-old daughter had been waiting for me.

My friend is married to a Marine, and my worries about appearing less than feminine only increased when her little girl glanced up at me and yelled happily, “Daddy’s home!”

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