Comedy Footprint » Farming http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 The Farmer’s New Bull http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/the-farmers-new-bull/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/the-farmers-new-bull/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:22:40 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=73 A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.

The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.

Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

Next week, Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped. The farmer looked very pleased. “The bull has serviced all of my cows! He broke through the fence, and bred all my neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight. He’s like a machine!”

“Wow,” said Banker Bill, “what did the vet do to that bull?”

“Just gave him some pills,” replied the farmer.

“What kind of pills?” asked Banker Bill.

“I don’t know, but they kind of taste like peppermint.”

]]> http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/the-farmers-new-bull/feed/ 0 Some Things You Just Can’t Explain http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/some-things-you-just-cant-explain/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/some-things-you-just-cant-explain/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:06:16 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=26 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: And then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in… and… well, some things you just can’t explain.

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