The Farmer’s New Bull
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.
Categories: Farming, Romance & Intimacy Tags: bull, pills, veterinarian
Some Things You Just Can’t Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Farming, Romance & Intimacy Tags: belt, bucket, cow, milk, tail