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		<title>A Short Story for Writing Class</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A college writing class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ paper in the class:
&#8220;Oh my God, I&#8217;m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.&#8221;
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<p>&#8220;Oh my God, I&#8217;m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.&#8221;</p>
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