The Personality Assessment
The place I work occasionally requires us to go out to get various types of training.
One day, they sent us out to a “personality clinic” to have our personality types assessed and identify any potential character flaws.
Categories: Marriage, Office Humor Tags: bill, myers-briggs, personality test
Swallowing the Dog’s Pill
As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress.
She had swallowed her dog’s heart worm pill by mistake. I knew it wouldn’t harm her, but by law, I’m forbidden to give medical advice.
A Tablet for that Swollen Leg
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a tablet big enough to choke a horse.
“I’ll be right back with some water,” the doctor tells him.
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A Daughter in the Coast Guard
My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter.
When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.
Categories: Military Tags: coast guard, house, neat, ship
The Farmer’s New Bull
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.
Categories: Farming, Romance & Intimacy Tags: bull, pills, veterinarian
Feeling Less than Feminine in the Marines
As a woman in the Marines, I often don’t feel as feminine as when I had a civilian job in which I wore dresses and left my hair down.
A Short Story for Writing Class
A college writing class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
The Purse Snatcher
A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with her purse. When he grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it so she was left with the revolver in her hand.
Categories: Hunting / Fishing / Guns, Lawyers Tags: gun, mugger, purse
The Test Drive
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.
Categories: Driving, Sales / Telemarketing, Shopping Tags: salesman, test drive, tow truck, used car
The Tailgater
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
Categories: Church / Religion, Driving, Police / Law Enforcement Tags: arrest, car, choose life, christian, fish, horn, police, red light, stolen, tailgating