Comedy Footprint » The Simpsons http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Do-Re-Mi Beer — By Homer J. Simpson http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/do-re-mi-beer-by-homer-j-simpson/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/do-re-mi-beer-by-homer-j-simpson/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:14:42 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=47 (Sung to the tune of “Doe, A Deer” from “The Sound of Music”)

DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…

RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…

ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer,

FAR….. the distance to my beer

SO…… I think I’ll have a beer…

LA…… La la la la la la beer

TEA….. no thanks, I’m drinking beer…

That will bring us back to… (Looks into an empty glass)

D’OH!

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