The Beverage Cart Driver
Teeing off on the 12th hole at a golf resort, we stopped to buy cold drinks from the young woman driving the beverage cart. As my buddy reached for his wallet, he said to her,
“You’re in great shape. You must work out a lot.”
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Golf, Men & Women Tags: compliment, drinking, excercise
Men’s Advice to Women on Gift Buying
Men’s Advice to Women on Buying Us Gifts
1. If you are really, really broke, buy us anything for the car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from the rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
2. If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy us anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. “Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?” “Okay. By the way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?” No one knows why.
Categories: Men & Women Tags: advice, big screen, chainsaw, danger, drill, gifts, label, ladder, ratchet, socket
A Foolproof Method for Remembering Anniversaries
Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.
I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.
Categories: Men & Women Tags: anniversary, birthday, computer
A Cake at the Office
When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered a cake.
“Two questions,” said the baker. “Is Donsa a man or a woman? And what do you want the cake to say?”
Categories: Men & Women, Office Humor Tags: baker, cake, congratulations
Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work in my Volvo 1800 leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. Read more…
Categories: Men & Women Tags: advice, auto, Marriage, Romance & Intimacy