A Redneck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half-brother.”
Halloween Party Surprise
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested. But she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for an hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided to go on to the party. Because her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she’d have some fun by watching to see how he acted when she was not with him.
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The Personality Assessment
The place I work occasionally requires us to go out to get various types of training.
One day, they sent us out to a “personality clinic” to have our personality types assessed and identify any potential character flaws.
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A New Life Insurance Policy
Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the man at the insurance agency.
They had pretty much nailed down the details on how much insurance she and her husband would need, how long they’d need it, and so forth.
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Paying the Pastor
Tom was getting married, but his wife wasn’t exactly Angelina Jolie. In fact, she was about as far from that as it was possible to be. Then again, Tom was no Brad Pitt himself.
After the wedding ceremony, Tom asked the pastor how much the cost was.
Categories: Church / Religion, Marriage Tags: pastor, wedding
The New Wedding Band
After many years, her original wedding band had become worn and thin, so she asked her husband to buy her a new ring as her anniversary present. But this time she asked him to buy her one with diamonds.
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Slow Twosome on the 12th Hole
Two businessmen were out at their private golf club enjoying a beautiful afternoon with a round of golf. Since it was just the two of them, they were moving around the course in short time until they came upon a twosome of ladies on the twelfth hole.
The two men watched as the ladies hit their shots, carried on animated conversations and taking their own sweet time to finish play totally ignoring the twosome behind them. The more they watched, the more frustrated and angry the two men became as their round was slowed to a snail’s pace.
The Mortgage Telemarketer
I had just sat down for dinner when, predictably, the phone rang. It was a saleswoman from a mortgage refinance company. “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”
“No,” I replied.