Comedy Footprint » Hunting / Fishing / Guns http://www.comedyfootprint.com Your Source for Jokes and Comedy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Duck Hunting for Dummies http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/duck-hunting-for-dummies/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/duck-hunting-for-dummies/#comments Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:44:31 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=85 Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting?

They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good.

After several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck. Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.”

]]> http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/11/duck-hunting-for-dummies/feed/ 0 The Purse Snatcher http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/the-purse-snatcher/ http://www.comedyfootprint.com/2009/10/the-purse-snatcher/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:21:24 +0000 Stinky http://www.comedyfootprint.com/?p=52 A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with her purse. When he grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it so she was left with the revolver in her hand.

When asked by the Grand Jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back as he ran away, she replied under oath: “Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time, it only went click.”

She was acquitted.

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