The Beverage Cart Driver
Teeing off on the 12th hole at a golf resort, we stopped to buy cold drinks from the young woman driving the beverage cart. As my buddy reached for his wallet, he said to her,
“You’re in great shape. You must work out a lot.”
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Golf, Men & Women Tags: compliment, drinking, excercise
Duck Hunting for Dummies
Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting?
They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good.
Categories: Hunting / Fishing / Guns Tags: dog, duck
The Purse Snatcher
A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with her purse. When he grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it so she was left with the revolver in her hand.
Categories: Hunting / Fishing / Guns, Lawyers Tags: gun, mugger, purse
Slow Twosome on the 12th Hole
Two businessmen were out at their private golf club enjoying a beautiful afternoon with a round of golf. Since it was just the two of them, they were moving around the course in short time until they came upon a twosome of ladies on the twelfth hole.
The two men watched as the ladies hit their shots, carried on animated conversations and taking their own sweet time to finish play totally ignoring the twosome behind them. The more they watched, the more frustrated and angry the two men became as their round was slowed to a snail’s pace.