The Beverage Cart Driver
Teeing off on the 12th hole at a golf resort, we stopped to buy cold drinks from the young woman driving the beverage cart. As my buddy reached for his wallet, he said to her,
“You’re in great shape. You must work out a lot.”
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Golf, Men & Women Tags: compliment, drinking, excercise
The Irish Drinking Buddies
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies, O’Shea and O’Donnell, are sitting at the pub musing on the end of life.
O’Donnell remarks, “Ye know, O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many years. It just came to moind that should it be I who happens to go first, it’d mean a great deal to me if ye’d say a few koind words at me grave.”
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Old Age Tags: death, grave, irish
Do-Re-Mi Beer — By Homer J. Simpson
(Sung to the tune of “Doe, A Deer” from “The Sound of Music”)
DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…
RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, The Simpsons Tags: beer, music, parody
Some Things You Just Can’t Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”
Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.
Categories: Drinking / Alcohol, Farming, Romance & Intimacy Tags: belt, bucket, cow, milk, tail
The Tightwad Bartender
The bartender at a British pub had gotten a well-deserved reputation as a tightwad. One day, two blokes stopped by for a drink. They called the bartender over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Look,” said the first bloke. “I say there’s two pints in a quart, and me mate here says there’s four. Which is it?”