Paying the Pastor
Tom was getting married, but his wife wasn’t exactly Angelina Jolie. In fact, she was about as far from that as it was possible to be. Then again, Tom was no Brad Pitt himself.
After the wedding ceremony, Tom asked the pastor how much the cost was.
Categories: Church / Religion, Marriage Tags: pastor, wedding
The Tailgater
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
Categories: Church / Religion, Driving, Police / Law Enforcement Tags: arrest, car, choose life, christian, fish, horn, police, red light, stolen, tailgating