The Electra Complex

You’re suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex,” the psychiatrist informed his blonde female patient. “In other words, you’re in love with your father.”

The blonde broke down into tears, sobbing hysterically.

“Now, now,” soothed the psychiatrist. “It’s not all that bad.”

“Ye… (snif)… yes, it is,” the blonde replied between sobs. “I have no chance at all… he’s a married man!”