Do-Re-Mi Beer — By Homer J. Simpson
(Sung to the tune of “Doe, A Deer” from “The Sound of Music”)
DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…
RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…
ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer,
FAR….. the distance to my beer
SO…… I think I’ll have a beer…
LA…… La la la la la la beer
TEA….. no thanks, I’m drinking beer…
That will bring us back to… (Looks into an empty glass)
D’OH!