A Short Story for Writing Class

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A college writing class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion

(2) Sexuality

(3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ paper in the class:

“Oh my God, I’m pregnant! I wonder who the father is.”